Mason BASTARD
First appearance
23/09/2006
Age
35
Hair
Brunette/whatever random colour comes out of the box
EYES
Hazel
HEIGHT
5'8"
BUILD
Curvy
tattoos
Lower back Heavens to Betsie
Right shoulder ◊accordionista◊
Left hand WWKD? (wristband)
Left arm 義
Right ankle Free Speech Forever
Left foot aubergine
Left shoulder Feel the Poplove!
Left buttocks padded for comfort
Chest þroperty of þhil
Right arm [whisky bottle in a heart]
Right shoulder ◊accordionista◊
Left hand WWKD? (wristband)
Left arm 義
Right ankle Free Speech Forever
Left foot aubergine
Left shoulder Feel the Poplove!
Left buttocks padded for comfort
Chest þroperty of þhil
Right arm [whisky bottle in a heart]
citizenship
Melbourne
(formerly Glasgow)
(formerly Glasgow)
Parents
Long dead
Significant other
Married to Phil Bastard
Family
Mother of Banjolina, Algernon, Jeremy, Magnificent and Ginger
Formerly married to David Campbell (widowed)
Formerly married to David Campbell (widowed)
orientation
Straight, mono
Music Career
Lead singer/Accordionist in The Petting Zoo
Other career(S)
PFL organiser
The Insider editor
Mayor of Melbourne
The Insider editor
Mayor of Melbourne
Favourite Film
Favourite Pizza Topping
Haggis
favourite drink(s)
Single malt whisky, Black coffee, Old Fashioned cocktail
Likes
Sarcasm, spreadsheets, sex, sticking her nose into international scandal
Dislikes
Most of humanity, typos
personality notes
Business in the front, party in the back. But with better hair. Sober and sensible on duty. Not that off duty. Smart. Pedantic. Doesn't suffer fools gladly, and quickly tires of small talk. Childish sense of humour. Punoholic.
Playlist
Playlist
Faceclaim
Lara McGrath
RP?
IC unless otherwise noted, but she's my workhorse. Too busy for much at all.